Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Meatballs and Pasta Sauce

You may or may not know this, but meatballs are super easy to make at home.  They require just a few ingredients, a large bowl, and messy hands...fun!

Fire up the oven to 375.  In a small pan, saute a medium onion with 1 clove of garlic in 1 tbsp. of olive oil.  Set aside to cool while you grab yourself some breadcrumbs, milk, Italian seasoning, parsley, and allspice.  Lightly beat an egg too, in the midst of your ingredient collecting.

Meatball stuff that's not meat...guess it's the "ball" portion?

Now, mix all of that together in a large bowl (doesn't have to be green like mine, but green's my favorite color!)  To your mix, add ground beef or a combo of ground beef and ground pork.  I only had ground beef this go-round, but I'm a fan of both meatball incarnations.  Next, get your veiny hands in that bowl and start mushing it all together!  When you've got a nice, evenly mixed mush going on, roll out your meatballs and place them on a foil lined, lightly greased sheetpan.

Shape up, or ship out!

Not too shabby, huh?  This recipe makes about 25 meatballs or so (depending on how large you make them).  I spread mine out on two pans when I noticed my first was getting crowded.
 

The gang's all here...

Go ahead and pop those suckers in the oven!  Let's make some sauce while we wait for them to cook, shall we?  A basic pasta sauce that's tasty and multi-functional is a Bolognese.  Not bologna...gross.  Bolognese is a basic Italian tomato-based sauce that normally contains meat, but since we're making meatballs, I left the meat out.  Anywho, this sauce starts out much like the meatballs did...by sautéing onion and garlic in a bit of olive oil.  To "herb it up a bit," let's stir in some oregano, basil, garlic powder, a bay leaf, salt, and pepper.  Now, for some body, add a large can of crushed tomatoes and 2 cups of water.  Stir it up and check it out...

 Feeling saucy?

The sauce needs to simmer for at least 30 minutes to allow all those amazing flavors to combine.  Check on your meatballs to see how they're doing.  We want them nice and brown (and the internal temp to be 160).  They probably need a few more minutes.  Let's boil some pasta!

 Simmering to perfection

Once your pasta is al dente and drained and your sauce has had time to come together, open up your oven.  The meatballs are done, man! 

 Nice tan!


When we put it all together, we've got a quick, easy, lovely meal!  Moreover, this makes GREAT leftovers because the sauce gets better with time and the meatballs only take a few minutes back in the oven to come up to their prior sizzling temperature.

 Dat's one lovely bowl right there!

Classic, iconic dinner, made in no time flat.  Grate up a bit of parmesan and prepare your tastebuds for greatness.

Try it. You'll like it.

-Sam


Meatballs

1 tbsp. olive oil
1/2 cup onion
1 clove garlic
1/2 cup plain breadcrumbs
1/2 cup milk
2 lbs. ground beef (or 1 lb. beef/1 lb. pork)
1/2 cup minced fresh parsley leaves
1 tsp. Italian seasoning
1 egg, lightly beaten
1/8 tsp. allspice

Oven to 375.  Heat olive oil in a skillet over medium heat.  Mince the onion and garlic and add to the skillet, stirring occasionally, for 5 minutes.  Remove from the heat and add to a large bowl.  Into the same bowl, add the rest of the ingredients.  Mix by hand until thoroughly combined.  Shape into meatballs about 1 1/2 inches in diameter and place them on a foil-covered, cooking-oil-sprayed sheet pan, about 1/2 inch apart.  Roast for 30 minutes, pouring off any accumulated fat about 15 minutes into the cooking.  Makes about 25 meatballs.

Pasta Sauce (aka: Bolognese)

1 tbsp. olive oil
1 cup finely chopped onion
2 cloves minced garlic
1 tbsp. dried oregano
1 tbsp. dried basil
1 tsp. garlic powder
1 bay leaf
1 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. black pepper
42 oz canned crushed tomatoes
2 cups water

In a large, deep skillet, heat the olive oil over medium heat and add in the onion and garlic.  Saute for about 5 minutes.  Stir in the oregano, basil, garlic powder, bay leaf, salt, and pepper.  Add the tomatoes and water and bring the mixture to a boil.  Reduce the heat to low and simmer for at least 30 minutes, up to an hour.  Makes about 6 cups of sauce (enough for 4 servings).

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Drinky Drinks

Yo, in case you haven't noticed or live north of the Arctic Circle, it's been pretty frickin' hot outside lately!  The thought just occurred to me that I haven't discussed beverages on this blog.  How remiss of me!  Sorry, guys and gals...must have slipped my mind.  I drink a lot of things: water, milk, copious amounts of tea, juices, and so forth.  Today, however, when I say "beverages," I'm talking the adult variety, a category that has been sorely lacking around here in the blog space.

Let's remedy my mistake.  On to the booze!

Bloody Marys are one of those drinks where, even if you yourself don't like them (like me for years, but I've evolved!), you should still know how to make a decent version of one for your hungover friends/family members.  The Bloody below is a bit more ingredient-rich than most I've seen out there but also not nearly as over the top as others.  The latest over the top version I noticed featured a hamburger slider as garnish.  We're not going there.  Just, no. 

My version doesn't contain specific amounts of anything.  The best part of a Bloody is that you make it to your own tastes.  A dash of this, a sprinkle of this, a pour of this and *bam* - yumminess!

Sam's Bloody Mary

Fill a tall glass with ice and pour a few oz of vodka over it.  In whatever amounts you like, add the following: worcheshire sauce, siracha/hot sauce, pickle juice, olive juice, Tony's cajun seasoning, Old Bay seasoning, horseradish.  Optional (but awesome) items: Wickles (which are spicy pickles), blue cheese stuffed olives, pickled garlic, pickled green beans, a lovely strip of bacon, and/or pickled asparagus.  Top it all off with Mr. & Mrs. T's or Zing Zang Bloody Mary mix.  If you're a purist, you can also use tomato juice instead of mix.  I prefer more "stuff" and less vodka and, yes, I know I'm in the minority on that!  Do what you love. 


For more of a porch sipper or a "I'm making Sam's taquitos this evening" beverage, howsabout a delectable margarita?  No mix in this one...just good stuff.

The Perfect Margarita (per Bon Appetit magazine)

Pour some kosher salt into a small dish. Rub 1 lime slice over half the rim of a short tumbler. Dip rim of glass into salt. Combine 1/4 cup tequila, 2 tbsp agave nectar (or simple syrup), and 2 tbsp lime juice in a cocktail shaker; fill with ice and shake well. Strain into prepared glass. Garnish with second lime slice.

Headed to the beach with some pals?  Having a backyard BBQ? Make a pitcher of this lovely punch ahead of time and keep chilled in a cooler for at least a few minutes worth of excellent sipping opportunities!

Pensacola Punch
1 can pineapple juice
1 carton orange juice (no concentrate...gross)
1 bottle peach schnapps
1 handle coconut rum

Mix all ingredients well and serve over ice in a red solo cup or something.  YUM.  I say this recipe makes "a few minutes worth" of sipping because this stuff is so tasty that it tends to go FAST. 


Summer is also a splendid time for a nice cold beer (but really, when isn't a good time for that?)  I tend towards the fruity stuff in the summer...not really a hardcore IPA or Stout kinda gal, but I don't fault you if you are.  I just like lighter beers when it's hot outside.  Save the heavy stuff for the winter!



Sam's Favorite Summer Beers (in no particular order)

Leinenkugel Summer Shandy
Wheat beer with some lemon flavor...SO GOOD and SO DRINKABLE.  Dangerous, really.

Samuel Adams Porch Rocker
How can you resist a name like that?  This is a fabulous lighter lager which, like the Shandy, also has a lemon flavor to it.

Corona Extra
With lime, darnit!  And hopefully this speaks for itself as a classic summer brew.

Samuel Adams Blackberry Witbier
Blackberries, orange, and coriander give this wit a signature flavor I haven't had in any other beer.

21st Amendment Hell or High Watermelon
New to my list as of this year, this wheat beer only comes in cans.  The watermelon flavor hits you after you've swallowed your sip, like a kick in the face.  A great kick, if there is such a thing.

So now that you all think I'm a big lush, go try some of these!  I claim no responsibility for your decisions before, during, or after consumption. Ever.  So don't blame me or call me from prison, k? 

Try 'em.  You'll like 'em.

-Sam